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So I had motive to read a horoscope tonight, and this is what I found:

Your Compatible Sign today for Love: Taurus   Friendship: Cancer

Your Lucky Numbers for today: 3, 11, 22, 34, 41, 45

I think svetlavixen is a Taurus, not to mention today, as I'm actually reading a horoscope, it shows me her zodiac.

But that had nothing to do with why I looked at horoscopes.  As I'm writing about this, a friend is talking to me about a bad day which involved existent "functions" doing something different than intended.  I wish his abilities, his "functions", to work as intended; what he's told me what happened, today seemed to be antithesis of his ability/abilities.  This isn't fair; a young person who was supposed to be like God, having such troubles in his day!  Though I'm thankful I don't have to put up with this, I wish him a life of appropriate fairness!  I don't EVER want my friends to suffer, especially like that!

Yawn.  http://krasnyfox.livejournal.com/6580.html

I found this in my new love svetlavixen's journal:


(x) I’ve Never Been Drunk

(x) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex

(x) I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex

(x) I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car

(x) I’ve Never Gone Past “Second Base” at a movie theater

(x) I’ve Never Been In A Taxi

( ) I’ve Never Been In Love (A Recent Venture Leading Me To Svetla Vixen)

(x) I’ve Never Dumped Someone

(x) I’ve Never Been Dumped

(x) I’ve Never Shoplifted

(x) I’ve Never Been Fired

( ) I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight

(x) I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House

(x) I’ve Never Been Tied Up

(x) I've Never Had Sex

(x) I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone

(x) I’ve Never Been Arrested

(x) I’ve Never had a one night stand

(x) I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger

(x) I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job

(x) I’ve Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square

(x) I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date

(x) I’ve Never Lied To A Friend

(x) I’ve Never Had A Crush On A Teacher

(x) I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans

(x) I’ve Never Been To Europe

(x) I’ve Never Skipped School

(x) I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker

(x) I’ve Never Been Married

(x) I’ve Never Been Divorced

(x) I’ve Never Posed Nude

(x) I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar

( ) I’ve Never Eaten Sushi

( ) I’ve Never Been Snowboarding

I've finally met my true love.  She is known as svetlavixen.  Her userpic is beautiful; it seems to resonate with the woman in my dream.  I can't wait until I meet her in person!

Can you even call masturbation a habit?  I mean, almost everyone does it, right?
Correct Mood: horny <=3

I felt as though my true love came a little bit closer to me a moment ago.

I had a dream last night where I encountered Zero Suit Samus from Super Smash Brothers Brawl.  My experience with her was very nice.  we introduced ourselves; she told me her name was Svetlana, as if she was the woman that shall be my true love.  We talked for a little bit (we talked about furries a little bit; I was my fursona in my dream), and then after we talked, we started scritching each other & flirted more.  We all can assume what happened next.  I woke up very, very hard.  Too much information?

Got this meme from defenestrate_me

BASICS
1. Name:
2. Birthday:
3. Where do you live:
4: What are you studying/What are you working as:
5. What makes you happy:
6. What are you listening to now/have listened to last:
7. What is particularly good/bad about my LJ:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Are you in love/have a crush at the moment:
10. Favorite place to be:
11. Favorite lyric:
12. Best time of the year:
13. Weirdest food you like:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A song:
4: A band:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Put this in your lj so I can tell you what I think of you.

Come on, do I have to make a fail erotica for this one, or something?
Correct Mood: <=3 horny

I would check my Russian grammar before I embarrassed myself by asking for help on registering on furnation.ru using old Russian.  But I'm getting better, except I may need to check up on my verb conjugations ^_^'

BOOORING!  Let's see some pirate-on-ninja- "action"!
Correct Mood: <=3 horny

Link: The Which Shakespeare Play Are You? Test written by macbee on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test View My Profile(macbee)

Svetlana, o Svetlana, wherefore art thou not known to me?  Wherefore dost thou not show thyself to me?

Oh my fucking god!  You do not know this one?  BLOW-JOB!  Just kidding, I think!  I have no idea what it's like, but I know what it is.
Correct Mood: <=3 horny

Oh my god, will this never end?  The answer is condom!  No wait... that doesn't work for me, but you get the idea, right?  I'm just feeling silly right now, but I can't properly answer this one.
Correct Mood: <=3 horny

In middle school, someone in my Social Studies class had suddenly started talking loudly with her friends, and my classmates laughed.  When I made fun of that, I had shouted at her being loud and I had been told to be quiet.  I had been made fun of at lunch that day.

Oh, this one's funny!  You see, I relate to the carrot the most (not really, I don't compare myself to veggies and fruits).  But I do not want to get into that because I don't want to give perverts any ideas.
Correct Mood: <=3 horny

Well, I could tell you what I MUST do before I go to bed at night, but I don't feel like telling you about The Birds And The Bees.  Why do they call it that?
EDIT
Well, I could tell you what I MUST do before I go to bed at night, but I think you know how lonely a man can get!
Correct Mood: <=3 horny

I decided to make a flipped version of my default userpic to make it look like my still under construction fursona talking to another person's fursona :)

I have a Fur Affinity account now!  Yay!